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The actual definition of gay emo. He has black-painted nails and the best hair ever.
The real Connor smoked pot, was often high, but lowkey a chill dude when he wasn't. He had moments with a little bit of light.
The fake Connor was literally 100% gay (gay for Evan Hansen at that), and considers Evan a dear friend.
Fun Fact: Both Connors should be protected.
Other Fun Fact: If it weren't for the letter that Evan printed in the computer lab, Connor wouldn't have ran off to take his own life. The two would've expanded their moment and continued on to actually be friends and maybe even more.
Real Connor is canonly bisexual, by the way.
Fake Connor is seen as gay by the fandom.
Connor: bUT NOT BECAUSE WE'RE GAY
Evan: nOO, NOT BECAUSE WE'RE GAY
Both: WE'RE CLOSE BUT NOT THAT WAY
Person A: "Yo, have you heard of Dear Evan Hansen?
Person B: "Hell yeah! I love that musical! Who's your favorite character?"
Person A: "Connor Murphy."
Person B: "Dude, same!"
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THE WORLDS BEST SOLIDER OF ALL TIME, he recived every Medal from the USA in WWII and some from France. He killed 240 germans in 1 hour! Yea one fucking Hour. Chuck Norris,John Wayne, Vin Disel,Bruce Willis, and Arny don't even compare, he makes them piss their pants. After the war he was depressed and to get over instead of getting help he locked himself in a room for a week, and drink Jack Daniels. Then wrote a book called to hell and back. Then he became an actor starred in mostly westerns. The only holly-wood character that compares is Audie Murphy played by Audie Murphy(yea he played himself). After he died he got his own theme song.
If you don't know him look him up!
So in a quick way to discribe him Audie Murphy = Badass
Chuck Norris: Who am I fighting
Host: Audie Murphy
Chuck Norris:whos that?
Host: (Shows picture)
Chuck Norris: (Laughs) he's so small
Host: But He killed 240 men... IN ONE FUCKING HOUR
Chuck Norris starts pissing his pants in front of millions.
or this
Audie: Im gona need some artillary
Artillary guy: how close is the enemy?
Audie: So close why don't you talk to em!(Then he jumps on a burning tank, fires the machine gun, and kills every fucking german in sight, then hops off the tank and walks away slowly as the tank explodes in the background)
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A fucking god. Who people will look up to. He is the greatest human to ever exist.
Bro that guy is god like, just like Keegan Murphy
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Canadian Jesus Christ. Meant to be said as an expletive.
What time is it? Jesus Murphy, I’m late!
Sue screams Jesus Murphy after she see’s a spider. She’s a total arachnophobe.
I like saying Jesus Murphy instead of using the lords name in vain.
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An actor who is irish. Not just any actor though, the best one there is. He makes his roles as believable as possible. He is the most beautiful person alive. Big blue eyes, lucious red lips, and outstanding cheek bones.
"I know more about the business of suicide in my baby finger, than you do in all your years of training and Freud reading. I gurran-fuckin'-tee ya that. " jonathan-On the edge. One of cillian murphys best movies.
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dicks cocks penis jack likes em all,
no matter the size he'll swallow them balls.
being is gay is his name,
sucking cocks is his game.
Eating balls and cock is Jack,
Being gay and lesbian is his knack.
He loves to suck dildos,
One time he f* an armadillo.
He eats dick like he eats cheese,
he makes other men get on their knees.
the bend over and start sucking his d,
and then he screams with glee.
he whips it out,
men scream and shout.
he looks so mean,
you start to cream.
he looks over and sees jesus,
which makes him start to go crazy.
he lifts his cock,
and sets his clock.
with a small shot
he wank it out
Jack loves dick,
He gives them a good lick.
likes men and gives them a fuck,
Oh how he loves to do this with his duck.
He has sex with an animal
Eating dicks makes him a cannibal
After sex jack becomes blue,
Be careful he might rape you
he lights it ablaze
and starts to rave
then he whips out the razor
and starts to shave
Shaving is the last thing he does
Just because,
Jack is retarded
Some say that he farted
jacks 6 foot train
will enter your station and put you in pain
and as you depart you start to fart
which leads to a massive shart
as he starts to have sex
he begins to get wet
at sight of his pet
while he is at the vet
Murphy rhymes with fuck me
As he jacked off he exasperated in glee
Jack loves look at klee
He yells aloud my dick is the key
Jack Murphy (n.) a total douchbag, no one likes him, he stinks, hes so skinny u can see his goddamn ribs
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an actress who was in Riding in Cars With Boys, Clueless. She passed away Dec. 20th 2009 at age 32
brittany murphy, 8 mile, clueless, riding in cars with boys
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