Plum Gig

A really awesome and gratifying job according to Aziz Ansari.

Jimmy Fallon: How do you like working on Parks and Rec.?
Aziz Ansari: It's a plum gig! I'm so lucky!

Smuggling Plums

Pants, gym shorts or spandex shorts that are so tight you can see the dimples on a dude's balls, i.e. plums.

"Fred almost dry-heaved when he saw Ted smuggling plums at the gym on Saturday."

Or, if the guy has a little Jimmy Dean and teenie peanuts -

"Ed almost fell off the stairmaster when he saw Jeremy walk in wearing tight spandex gym shorts. He was smuggling grapes."

plum gobbler

someone who likes to give blowjobs

she has be giving him a blowjob all day. shes such a plum gobbler.

plum satchel

balls, nut sack, etc.

Tom got kicked in his plum satchel.

pups plums

Slang for something that's the best.

A variation of the dogs bollocks, the mutts nuts etc.

Those shoes are the pups plums!

Plum Gay

Plum is a gay boi

You a Plum Gay

undead plum

undead plum: A plum that has yet to be completely decomposed, yet not quite ripe with the urge to be cannibalistic towards other fruits.

I wish that undead plum would stop trying to eat all my fruits.