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When a cock is so big it could have it's own face. Similar to the train featured in Thomas the Tank Engine.
"Chris at work is blessed with a Thomas"
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thomas is one of the best people you will ever meet. he is funny, charismatic, sweet and most of all, adorable. He puts other before himself and truly tries to make everyone happy. Thomas is very athletic and loves to spend his free time playing sports. If your lucky enough to meet a Thomas, keep him.
me: i think i like this guy, he's funny, sweet and adorable
friend: must be a thomas
The Prussian Royal Line of Germany. Thought to be the greatest name in German History
The descendants of the Thoma line are said to be of the highest importance.
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Probably one of the best guy friends you'll ever have. He isn't the best looking at the beginning of your friendship, but then out of nowhere he just will become incredibly and ridiculously attractive. You'll fall for him head-over-heels without a doubt. He has such an amazing body and is tall. He looks so much better without his shirt on and with a snapback on.
Most of the time he is either black or white, or BOTH! never hispanic. He is obsessed with good music, and will one day marry a short girl that is hispanic. THE BEST PERSON EVER!
His only flaw is that he is horrible at communication and keeping in contact.
"wow, thomas is amazing.
too bad he moved away, eh?"
"yeh, i was certain i was gonna marry him."
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A guy that is quite good at several specific things, like chemistry, trumpet, soccer, hand-eye coordination. He may just seem like your average, rather good-looking young man, but will surprise you with his hidden abilities to skate extremely fast, solve a rubik's cube, think up extremely rude yet effective insults at an extraordinary pace. Also rather nice and modest, all-around a great guy.
1. Frightened Survivor of a Nuclear War 1: Oh no, we have no food, fuel, shelter or heat!
Frightened Survivor of a Nuclear War 2: Don't worry, Thomas will just fashion us an entire new civilization from this ripped pamphlet and a bit of embroidery thread.
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a guy who has a large penis and knows how to use it. drives the ladies crazy and knows just what to say. Always there to listen to people no matter what the situation. often has an obsession with the store formally known as "wa wa" or in other words 711.
Girl: I slept with him last night, he's such a thomas!
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