Tom

Today It's National Tom Day!

Be happy to have a Tom in your life :)

Arsh: Hey, isn't it June 9th?
Tom: Yes I suppose so
Arsh: That means it's national Tom day!

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Tom

Short, just short
if you put him next to a preschooler they would be the same Hight.

Toms a short cunt.

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Tom

A tall lanky kid.Proper geezer, but no one actually likes him.

Yo! That kid tom peachy is so annoying but he’s still a top knoch geeza

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Tom

Tom the bomb is by far the most awesome brother this world has to. He is a funny witty dude who doesn't know how to shave, and I'm pretty sure he has a phobia of having his hair cut, but ah well no one is perfect. Except me. Alas, I digress. He's a good brother when he's not skyping his woman or playing skyrim, which is never, but he gives awesome hugs so I ain't complaining. Blonde hair, freaky grey blue eyes and the cutest little button nose on this planet. A comrade in arms and a WoW player to boot.

I wish I had a brother like Tom... Yeah well, sucks for you.

Tom really needs to stop playing Skyrim...and being such a player. Seriously dude, you're making me look bad.

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Tom

To tom is an English slang term commonly used to describe a situation where a couple is engaging in intercourse and the man surprises the woman by switching from vaginal to anal intercourse.

You should have seen the look on her face when I tommed her.
She'll be really upset when I tom her tonight.

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Tom

Probably the biggest idiot you'll meet. A Tom owns multiple cars, none of which work and spends his days adjusting his nuts. Tom is renowned as having a large package but never gets any girls because he never tries due to crippling self hatred. Tom was voted least-likely to succeed in high school, and again in college due to his inability to read. Probably will end up directing porno movies for a meager living.

Tom

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Tom

Everybody just wants to be liked and accepted. Except for a Tom, a Tom doesn't give a shit.

Anybody named Tom can apply to this.

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