The ultimate get laid drink. Best made when you bring a girl over and ask what she wants and she says she’ll drink anything. This cocktail consists of:
1 oz Jack Daniels Dark Bourbon
2 oz Crown Royal Maple Whisky
1 oz Smirnoff Strawberry Vodka
1 oz Don Julio Tequila
Splash of vanilla
2 oz lime juice
Shake it over ice and add one lime wedge and top it off with cola.
What can I get you to drink?
“We will fuck tonight.”
Uh I asked what you wanted to- oh wait…I get it. One We Will Fuck Tonight comin up!
To spend the evening masturbating or simply eating a full tray of Big 60 cookies.
My girlfriend left me looks like it's a big sixty for me tonight.
When you have a retarded friend and you ask this they will say your mom.
Kid: What you doing tonight?
Kids retarded friend: Your mom.
A phrase that a depressed person utters when his/her friends are inviting them to do something fun. It can be used as an excuse for getting out of doing something shitty, or, it's most commonly just a sad, honest response to the invitation.
Gary: Hey man, let's go watch monday night football tonight, then we can go play some intramural flag football afterwords.
Steve: I have to work tonight.
Gary: Wow, you must be depressed.
whoever said this in the (tiktok) video is feeling depressed, anxious or experiencing suicidal thoughts.
*during a tiktok*
SARAH: i had pasta tonight
*sad music playing in the background*
It means that cole is a stupid cunt and that i can’t drive tonight
Yeah fuck you cole i’m not driving tonight
Used by Brain Ly "This guy is smoking balls tonight" on the Pick-up Artist 2 to describe Mystery