We Will Fuck Tonight

The ultimate get laid drink. Best made when you bring a girl over and ask what she wants and she says she’ll drink anything. This cocktail consists of:
1 oz Jack Daniels Dark Bourbon
2 oz Crown Royal Maple Whisky
1 oz Smirnoff Strawberry Vodka
1 oz Don Julio Tequila

Splash of vanilla
2 oz lime juice

Shake it over ice and add one lime wedge and top it off with cola.

What can I get you to drink?

“We will fuck tonight.”
Uh I asked what you wanted to- oh wait…I get it. One We Will Fuck Tonight comin up!

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Big 60 Tonight

To spend the evening masturbating or simply eating a full tray of Big 60 cookies.

My girlfriend left me looks like it's a big sixty for me tonight.

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what you doing tonight?

When you have a retarded friend and you ask this they will say your mom.

Kid: What you doing tonight?

Kids retarded friend: Your mom.

I have to work tonight

A phrase that a depressed person utters when his/her friends are inviting them to do something fun. It can be used as an excuse for getting out of doing something shitty, or, it's most commonly just a sad, honest response to the invitation.

Gary: Hey man, let's go watch monday night football tonight, then we can go play some intramural flag football afterwords.

Steve: I have to work tonight.

Gary: Wow, you must be depressed.

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i had pasta tonight

whoever said this in the (tiktok) video is feeling depressed, anxious or experiencing suicidal thoughts.

*during a tiktok*

SARAH: i had pasta tonight

*sad music playing in the background*

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Cole I’m Not Driving Tonight

It means that cole is a stupid cunt and that i can’t drive tonight

Yeah fuck you cole i’m not driving tonight

This guy is smoking balls tonight

Looking awesome

Used by Brain Ly "This guy is smoking balls tonight" on the Pick-up Artist 2 to describe Mystery

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