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Large goofy ass bitch with a microphone that is approximately 7.25in in length and 6.5 in circumference. Will also regret letting that info into the wild.
"Topher's mic is not to be trifled with you whelp"!
A little country kid from Kentucky that don't like Olivia
Topher: Y'all already know who I am my name is topher and I think Olivia.
Olivia: I think topher
the motherfucker from Total Drama Pahkitew Island that tried to steal Chris McLean's job and attempted identity theft.
Person A: "Topher is my favorite tdpi character!"
Person B: "How? He attempted identity theft.."
Someone who is interfering a marital or familial relationship through engaging in the action of an affair with a member of the relationship.
"The Mexican man who lived at REV flirted and insinuated a hook-up with Christopher, despite already having a boyfriend. Christopher, knowing that the man had a boyfriend, was going to be a homewrecker (Topher)."
When a man-child stalks and torments women he's only known for a very short period of time. (Less than a couple of hours). Then freaks out because they want nothing to do with his fat, missing tooth jackolantern smile. He shakes his jowls and cries to everyone around him about " why girls don't like him"....
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Also the term for when a man gets off watching his buddies whack off. As in.....did you hear about Chris? He's let like 8 guys jerk off in front of him!!! Oh the old Topher Snow-ball!!! I've never met a "straight" guy that's liked that so much!!!
Ex: really Emily, he freaked out on you because you didn't respond to his Facebook message two minutes ago!? And now he's calling you constantly leaving increasingly hysterical messages. He totally Topher Snow-balled you!!!
The clone of Christopher Columbus from Clone High
Topher: yo I’m Topher bus