Russian hooker in platform boots urinates onto the chest and stomach of a person sitting on a gold toilet.
I went to Moscow for a very expensive trumpkin.
A Trumpkin is simply a blumpkin, but on a golden toilet (like the one ex President Donald Trump supposedly owns) Bonus points if you powder your balls with Cheeto dust beforehand.
“The president elect celebrated his victory quietly in his home, receiving a victory Trumpkin”
The orange ball of intolerance and hatred.
A xenophobic, homophobic, transphobic, sexist, misogynistic, pedophilic, rapist who also happens to be a butthurt bunker bitch baby.
“Hey bro, we need to impeach The Great Trumpkin! Like, today!”