Cum-ture

When talking in a sexual manner. When greeting a fellow man of culture, you are fully licensed to utilize the more appropriate term: cumture

You sure know your hentai. You...are a true man of cum-ture. A proper gentleman.

Ture the tousic

A nickname with the purpose of making fun of a Ture whose behaviour is very "tousic".

"Bro you're so tousic. You deserve a derigatory nickname."
"Wait what, seriously?"
"Yes, seriously. How about Ture the tousic?"

Turing tryst

The act of falling in love with a convincing AI.

A: Did you hear? Theodore got catfished hard by a chatbot last month.
B: Yeah, it was a real Turing tryst.