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A Maxwell Bank Underwood is a boot ass marine, new the Alpha Company Camp Pendleton. He has an overtly large head, egotistically and literally.He is a major D-Bag who cant seem to see past anyone or anything but himself. Dispite his Overly-dramatic Texas twang. And the fact the hes getting "The boot" from his current military position
Dude, that kid is such a boot. No hes worse, hes a Maxwell Banks Underwood.
Man that guy has such a disgusting accent, hes a total Maxwell Banks Underwood!
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Twin sister of country music artist Carrie Underwood; her career took a (literal) seat when she tragically lost her leg in a bear trap incident
Fyi kerri underwood is 10000x hotter in person
When married elder couple has mfm bi sex with younger boy or man.
Last nigh me and my wife met that cute boy at bar and we decided to underwood him later.
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goes to sutton and play basketball
has a dog
lives in atlanta
i love emma, she is the best thing in the whole world. she is so perfect no matter what she does and i doubt she will ever see this but if you do, you know who this is. my famous emma underwood, my DINNER. my little shit. i love you fr. (she gay ngl)
Someone who is unimaginably racist
I turn into a Mason Underwood in COD lobbies
To vandalize (vandalise) your cheating, soon to be ex boyfriend's vehicle.
Consists of (but not limited to):
Keying vehicle's exterior. Writing your name by ripping the leather upholstery on the interior. Using the vehicle headlights for batting practice. Permanently deflating all 4 tires.
Now that I know JimBob is cheating I might just go Carrie Underwood.
Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats. (Not like he'll ever get a bad bitch like me again)