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A sexually empowered transsexual woman (male-to-female) that still has her penis. A rare mystical creature only rumored to exist but highly sought after.
They are desired by straight men who enjoy anal sex, lesbian women who enjoy vaginal intercourse and homosexual men that more identify as queer than gay.
They are further made in short supply due to their own body issues affecting sexual confidence and societal pressure to have full genital surgery.
My sex life is full of mares and stallions. One day I want to ride a unicorn, but they are rare and elusive.
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That girl that you can't catch. Everything about her is so perfect (divine, if you will) getting with her is unfathomable. She is truly a blessing from God. Bumping into her on the sidewalk is a good day. Holding a conversation with her... you were probably dreaming. Anything beyond that - good luck. It takes time, effort, and a whole lot of persistency. But never give up; unicorns are said to be "uncatchable," but nothing is impossible. Impossible is nothing. Under no circumstances, never ever, not ever, at no time, should you ever marry a girl who is not your unicorn... Unless you have some super square wheels, then you should look up the word "Swamp Donkey." Everyone has a unicorn; it's just a matter of spotting her and tracking her down. Give it time, it will happen. "For destiny grants us our wishes, but in its own way, in order to give us something beyond our wishes." Good will hunting boiiis.
"Dude, did you just see that broad? I think I just found my unicorn. Now how do I go about talking to her?"
“That girl is a ten for sure.” “No bro, she’s not a ten - she’s beyond a ten. She’s my unicorn.”
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A common swinging term used in the community to refer to a single female interested in meeting other couples. Described as such due to the rarity of finding said females. By no means derogatory but quite the opposite, a rare treat.
"We are interested in meeting other couples and single females" - The usual swinger couples interest.
We've met one or two unicorns in our time.
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Omniscience. Omnipotence. The ability to do anything with utter perfection, to embellish any situation with sprinkly delight, and to literally shit rainbows.
From having more game than a PS4 to acing classes by while sleeping through them, Matthew demonstrates unicornity in everything he does.
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1. Horses with horns on heads.
2. SEXY.
3. PLEASE BREAK FOR ME
"There are a bunch of unicorns in my house."
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a mythical white horse that has a horn on it's head.
my little sister loves unicorns
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