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a nicotine juice vaporizer that kids use to get buzzed, usually kids can bring the von erl to school because it looks like a long USB stick, it does get you hella buzzed though.
When you think you're about to babysit one kid but find out, upon arrival , that there are five. AND....you find out you may be expected to make play clothes out of old drapes.
Me: Twenty dollars an hour to babysit?!
Friend: It's a Von Trap! They have FIVE kids!
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A (Chicago) school. It is full of mold. Messy education. Is not diverse in sports.
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Used in the same vein as many other popular, yet freakishly anti-social, yet endearing sex-acts one performs on their signifigant other, (ie: Dirty Sanchez, Plumsucker, Abe Lincoln, et al,) The VON SCHMOOT is so increadibly atavistic and vile, that its meaning defies definition.
Instead, is is used as a catch-all phrase to describe the most perverted and rotten act that your girlfriend will permit you to perform on her (willing or otherwise),yet still make you breakfast the next morning.
That chick is so freaky, instead of the "rick james", I gave her a "von schmoot". Next time I'll invite her sister too, and give 'em both a double "von schmoot".
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A Chicago rapper from the same hood as chief keef "oblock" on the Southside of Chicago.
Known for the songs Problems, Crazy story, exposing me.
King von is a Black disciple (BD). King von and his music group "otf" beef with rival gangs like FBG & bricksquad.
There go that nigga king von smoke his bitch ass
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(1) a pretender, poser, someone who tries to be something they are not, a fraud or impostor.
(2) a trader, turn coat, sell out, back stabber, someone who would hurt the ones he is entrusted to serve and protect in order to advance his own position and career.
(3) fecal matter
I just took a Von Essen then wiped my Giuliani.
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A word to describe when someone's nipples stick out outrageously.
Friend 1: Man, its cold In here. I'm gonna get a Von Scheer.
Friend 2: Look again...
Friend 1: Oh, shit!
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