Barry Walts

sexy australian youtuber who likes to make quality warhammer content, does some gayming, and is very good at telling you to shut the fuck up. he likes dogs, too. a good man likes dogs. dog.

an idiot: Hey man, Barry Walts is an OOoOookay content creator
another idiot: Eh
Barry Walts: i'm right here you cunts

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Walt Whitmaned

Even though 19th century American poet, Walt Whitman seemed to be all about temperance and shit - homeboy was crazy crunk. His poems take the ill minute to read and are full o' mad nonsense. Lookin' back on this playa pimp's life, mad heads think he epitomizes today's actions of: 'gittin' crunk, gittin' ya drink and ya two-step on, gittin'legless, or even gittin' just buzzed".

"Let's get Walt Whitmaned and forget what we did"
-T-Pain

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[Walt D]

This is the ice cube in your drink that does not melt half as fast as the rest of the cubes. It is a lost part of the late great cryogenically frozen Walt Disney. This magical essence is what allows it to remain at such a low temperature.

"Damn this liquor must be strong it melted all my ice, except for this lil Walt D right here."

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Walt Whitman

Worst poet ever, also gay.

LOL, too Walt Whitmans just came walking outa that coffee house holding hands.

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walt disney shit

An explosion of poo most common when not shitting for a day or after thanksgiving dinner

Damn I'm about to take a Walt Disney shit after dinner

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Land it like Walt

The opposite of the phrase "Land it like Sully." In this case, the guy or gal who somehow skates off successfully without actually doing any real work yet scores an even better gig anyway.

It is about time Chris left, they were about to realize he doesn't actually do anything at work. He got another 6 figure job anyway, he'll Land it like Walt.

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Walt Disney Day

Walt Disney Day is celebrated on the first monday of December in remembrance of the legendary Walt. It is typically celebrated by watching a Disney movie marathon and creating a cake, possible depicting one of his legendary characters. However it is considered rude to make eat a Mickey Mouse cake as it is Walt's most famous and beloved creation. The holiday is currently in the state of petition for Federal Holiday status.

"Hey, are you going to school on Monday?"
"On Walt Disney Day?! No! I have to make a cake that looks like Sebastian and watch animated classics from sunrise to sunset."

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