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It's a high school. Legit. The teachers and students are higher than the grades. The girls legs spread faster than the doors open at 2:18 at the end of the day. The guys treat the girls like a piece of meat, even if they aren't. A bunch of wanna be hick kids think they're cool for getting suspended for White Power Wednesday when half of them have fucked black girls. The sports aren't half bad, but softball and field hockey is our main shit. Leave it to us to win 4 games out of our regular season and make it to states on luck. But, overall, the administration's a joke. The principal is a Ginger and gets red highlights in her hair. She dresses up as a witch for Halloween, but is told it's not casually Friday. Welcome to Whiten Hills! Oops.. I meant Warren Hills!
"See those kids in their clean af work boots?"
"Yeah why?"
"They're from Warren Hills."
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stupid boy looking like a washed up trash can
An involuntary automatic response of punching a dog in the face who unexpectedly jumps upon you whilst sunbathing.
Jim: How was your holiday?
Bob: I was having a splendid time sunbathing until this dog jumped on me so I had to give him a Warren Biddulph
Myles warren is short and an (interesting) person. He is a teachers pet and is always compared to his jerk sibling.
myles warren is interesting
One of the best actors of all times. Best known for his main character role in Bonnie and Clyde, in which he starred opposite the great Faye Dunaway. Warren Beatty was handsome, clever, atractive and a great actor and yet he isn't that famous. One of the big injustices of life.
If you haven't seen any of his movies, I recommend you buy Bonnie and Clyde right away. Its well worth it.
Warren Beatty played Clyde Barrow in Bonnie and Clyde. Go watch that movie, or at least google Warren.
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A school plagued by white asf Hicks and Hillbillies who blast their country music on speakers as they roam the halls and think owning a big ass truck makes up for their tiny ass dick (and it doesn’t). (Relatively sure half of them are inbred). But don’t worry, that’s not all here at Tech! There’s also plenty of white bitches who believe they can fight and spend their parents money on juul pods and booze. If that isn’t enough to satisfy you, there is a legit orgy group at this school. There is little to no connection in this fucking brick prison of a school, and half the teachers are whacked out as fuck. But if you need to take a break from it all, feel free to hit the the juul room.
“Hey man, I’m thinking about applying to Warren Tech, do you think I should?”
“Warren Tech? Fuck no! That school is full of inbred hillbillies.”
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Second richest person in the world. Also the greatest investor in the world; he turned fifty grand into 42 billion dollars over 40 years.
Warren Buffett is up there with Mr. T and Einstein. You disrespect him, you get laughed at like a bitch, because you dont got your 42 billion, DO YA?
Warren Buffett is Jesus. No, really.
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