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Wellington Wand

From New Zealand: A poorly endowed man hollows out a kiwi and slips it onto the end of his penis to artificially increase its size.

Johnny knew he couldn't compare to Jenn's ex-boyfriend in the man department; he knew he'd have to use the Wellington Wand to satisfy her.

by Doug Ruggles October 13, 2007

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Beef Wellington

(n.) A name given to one who has difficulty telling truths. Extremely addicted to fabricating ridiculous stories. Displays total disregard for honesty.

Beef Wellington is telling people that he smuggled a monkey from Africa into the country. It was under his trench coat.

by Tommy Tagliente August 4, 2005

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Beef Wellington

A fancy name for your penis.

Em: Hey come on lets fuck already!

Dave: Yea sure! But I need to ask Beef Wellington if its ok.

by =3MC= August 24, 2009

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gay wellington

Imagine beef wellington. Replace the bread with blankets, and the beef with gay people. Voila! Gay Wellington.

As they watched the movie, they made a gay wellington.

by Ayeeee Wellington January 22, 2018

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wellington band

another word for "shitty version of brand new"

man, brand new sucks, but that wellington band is worse!

by Josh Cunningham May 15, 2008

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Wellington boys

Raised in Wellington, New Zealand. A disgrace to male kind.

Often cheats, pathological liarm,has a fear of commitment, passive aggressive and has an ego too big to handle. All looks, NO SUBSTANCE!

"Bloody Wellington Boys, say no more"

by speshtay October 12, 2011

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BEEF WELLINGTON

A Beef Wellington, term used by all folowers of Nathan Bird. Often used as a word that represents any rude word.

GET YOUR BEEF WELLINGTON OUT. That Nathan Bird, what a beef wellington. Go away you beef wellington.

by NathanBlad January 29, 2009

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