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Industry practised by Japan, Norway, Iceland and Russia, which affords Greenpeace a badly needed opportunity to do something useful.
The Japanese have resumed whaling again. Whether Greenpeace will get off their anti-GM backsides and hop in the dinghies again is another matter.
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Getting rid of the whales in a group of girls to increase your chances of scoring with one of the more pleasing girls in the group.
Usually achieved by filling the whale/s with enough booze to cause passing out, or by handing them a McDonalds coupon for a value meal down the street.
Hot girls always have whale friends at the club so me and the guys went whaling and cleared them out so we could get with the babes
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Its the largest animal living but its also an insult for fat people who are extremely heavy.
Ronnie: WOAH!!... look at the size of that lad there
Sam: I know, lets ask him for a piggy back
Ronnie: Dont bother sam hes too heavy for me and you
George: ooooooooooh (trump, burp, picks belly button, iches his butt).
Sam: yep hes defonatly a Whale
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Similar to being catfished. Meaning, being shown outdated pictures of someone who has gained a whole lot of weight since the pictures were taken, and when you meet them, they are a whole lot bigger than advertised
Jay and Austin got whaled by the very large Shaniqua and Vanessa and had to bail quickly!
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A fat ho working at the strip club
Oh I need me some whale tonight
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