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Aye yo Perma, why you gotta be a Greeze Meister to Scott like that??
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A prick, cock or all round tosser who's legendary ability to be awkward, difficult and obnoxious have gone way beyond the average cock to become a cock meister - king of twats, master of cocks and all round uncle munty!
Martin ass-kissed his way to management and then expected everyone else to pucker up for him, like the cock meister he is.
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A person possesing skills of a God like nature.
Guy1: omfg i liek totally pwn
Guy2: ur liek the skill meister
Guy1: init
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A person (dominatntly male) that defficates on a large peice of flint in the woods after receiving head of a bolding midget with little or no sight!
Alright Mike, oh no wait your a shint-meister! Fuck off back to bethlehem you son of a gun!
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A spooge meister is someone who can perform amazing tricks with his spooge, including the rarely performed and dangerous "flaming spoogies".
A total babe magnet.
When "Mr. Jizz", famous spooge meister, had finished his act with a "double flaming spoogies" the security guards had to step in to stop the totally hot babes from rushing the stage.
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The individual within a group of young men who is usually most successful attracting ladies whilst out on the pull.
a) It is usually the best looking guy.
b) Or the most suave who has good patter.
c) Or the one that the girls know who has a big penis.
It is a common myth that the 'clown' of the group actually attracts the women because of their 'humour.' In a survey of 100 jellyfish, only 3% said they preferred the clown to the dude.
"Fuckin' hell! Rob's only pulled a smokin' chick again! The lucky cunt! He truly is the minge meister general!"
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The king of pussy and deceiving bitches. This mother fucker can fuck any girl he desires and has them on their knees at his wish. Girls fall in love with the G Meister and never fall out of it.
If you want tips on how to be the most G’d up pussy player out there then you need to be advised from the G Meister himself. He is a God.
My girl got pounded by the G Meister so it doesn’t class as cheating. I owe him a high five
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