Rice Fields

The ancient land of China, also where our lord and saviour FilthyFrank originated from.

FilthyFrank: WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHERFUCKER
Me: Thanks ma dude.

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noel fielding

a very funny comedian who is gorgeous, unique and a complete legend!
most famous for his characters in the might boosh

Noel Fielding Quotes Yeah?

"You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas' eggs?"

"It's impossible to be unhappy in a poncho."

"We got everythin' we need here. We got Baileys, creamy, and, um... everythin' good. I'll get ya another Baileys."

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Field goal

When 2 guys are having intercourse with 2 girls doggystyle and facing each other. In the act of love making the girls are face to face and the guys lift their hands straight into the air. 2 people rush into the room. The first person holds a football on the ground while the other kicks the ball through the body generated upright. After the ball soars through the sweaty goal post a referee rushes in the declare it a field goal.

Breh, we totally nailed that field goal, but the hold was sloppy!

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Noel Fielding

Noel Fielding. King of the MODS.
Comedic Legend.
Be enchanted by his raw sexual magnetism.
and that cheeky finge and razor sharp cheeks bones and chinny chin.

Stef:Lets talk about Noel Fielding
Rachel:Noel, Noel noel noel noel.
Stef:Noel noel Noel Noel Noel Noel Noel Noel Noel Noel.
Rachel: i agree.

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Field Pie

watermelon

I would love a big slice of field pie. There is nothing like an ice cold piece of field pie

Fart Field

When someone lays a very dense and smelly fart that lingers around the farter like some sort force field. No one dares to enter it.

I couldn't go into the bedroom because my gassy brother kept farting, leaving an impenetrable fart field that lasted for hours. No more Taco Bell for him...ever.

Apple Field

The field of magic that surrounds the Apple store which allows your computer-to-be-repaired to function perfectly when being shown to the Apple Employee, then refusing to do so back at home.

Dude, I went to the Apple store the other day, but the fucking apple field kept me from getting my laptop repaired!