A sex act in which the Male must have a penis head covered in dry, crusty semen (see Dick Cheese) and he will then go on to thrust it into his partners vagina. The male will then have short intervals to break into snarky laughter, comparable to Woody the Woodpecker.
"Yeah man, gave her The Crusty Woodpecker last night"
"You what?!?"
The act of performing vaginal or anal sex solely using dildo headgear apparatus. For maximum effectiveness, your hands must be tied behind your back while mimicking the habits of a woodpecker.
Last night my girl gushed like a fountain while performing the woodpecker on her!!
When you're getting a handy and your kid walks in and says there's a woodpecker in your bed.
Oh my god dad.... There's a woodpecker under your sheets.
Woodpecker: The person on the receiving side of a Glory Hole. While giving head, the person bangs their head against the wall.
As Brian put his dick into the Glory Hole, he wondered who the woodpecker on the other side was.
A female that sucks men off well
I met this gyal last night, she was a real woodpecker!
Your girl is a woodpecker!
a type of bird that will peck on your doorbell for no reason at all
woodpecker is at my door, i should probably answer it
A girl that just kisses the tip of the penis instead of actually sucking
Jenna was a woodpecker she bent down and gave it a little kiss