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The thing that i drink daily at 6:00 pm
Jake: what are you drinking?
Michael: Some sticky yummy cum uwu
Jake: I don’t feel comfortable with you anymore *explodes into penises*
A young petite girl with soft breasts long silky hair toned body tanned skin and a round butterfly face.
Kiersten : Oh Chad I'm cold please cuddle me and rub me down!
Chad : Wow have you seen Jennifer the new Yummy Girl at work damn she is fine!
Kiersten : WELL WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO FUCK HER AND GET IT OVER WITH!
Chad : OK!!!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Jennifer : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad : Damn your so yummy!
Kiersten: FUCK YOU BOTH!
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All cum; esp. cum that is produced after eating a lot of bananas, pasta, or drinking a lot of pineapple juice.
"John ate Italian food for the last three days; I gave him a blowjob and he gave me dessert. I love to swallow a hot, steamy load of yummy cum."
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A call to engagement
"Hello."
"Dude, yummy?"
"Mmm, all-you-can-eat fried chicken, sushi, and banana slices doused in Robitussin, all for just $5!"
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noun: the male member, aka: the penis.
I am going to perform oral pleasure on his yummy doodle.
The origins of the Yuma Yummy:
In 1978, the USMC identified a need to train its aviators in the six major functions of Marine aviation. Thus, in 1985, the first Weapons Tactics Instructors course (WTI) was conducted at MCAS Yuma in order to hone the skills of USMC avaition units. Conducting this training required over 2,000 Marines to decend annually upon the beautiful village of Yuma, AZ during the month of October.
Enter the Yummies:
Several years after the first of these WTI training evolutions passed, word began to spread among an obese, low income, and morally corrupt segment of the Yuma female population that October is prime time to hit the bars. Over the last two decades these women have preyed upon drunken lonely Marines.
Why Yummies?
The name Yuma Yummies has become popular because of its poetic use of alliteration, the fact that Yummies are similar in composition to Gummy Bears, as well as the obvious fact that Yummies are not yummy at all, but heinous half-human, half-bovine creatures with low self-respect and even lower centers of gravity.
Yuma Yummies usually travel in herds, can be seen at local watering holes such as Jimmy Deans and Applebees. Oblivious to their large size, they receive their confidence from the knowledge that every year will bring a new crop of Marines.
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A yummy dummy is a person usually a girl whos attractiveness reaches far more than thier wits or who would use their body over their brains
Bro i met this shorty last night who was a total yummy dummy