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The act of screwing your best pal over something that could making money for the both og you but choosing to screw him over instead. Can be used in multiple contexts such as screwing over ones family or anyone with some sort of relation to the person carrying out this heinous act.
"Bob and Joe both invented the latest battery technology in their college but Joe Mark Zuckerberged Bob and made millions off their invention."
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Money given to county election boards by Mark Zuckerberg so he can control their elections.
Mike: Baby, we can finally buy that boat, and maybe even another car!
Jen: What have I told you about wasting our money on lotto tickets?
Mike: This isn't lotto. Down at the election board, we just received a $3M grant from The Center for Tech and Civic Life. Everybody is getting a big raise!
Jen: That's a Zuckerberg Grant...
Mike: The Twitter Guy? No this is a special organization for helping election boards. They provide free training and election administration.
Jen: Zuckerberg is the Facebook Guy. He's the money behind that organization. Aren't you suspicious about a billionaire buying his way into the election process?
Mike: Yeah maybe, but we're finally gonna get that boat we've wanted!
Jen: You wanted... That whole Zuckerberg Grant thing sounds totally fucking bogus to me.
Mike: Yeah but a new boat, Honey...
Verb. To force a taco into an orifice of a little person against their will.
I'm gonna mark zuckerberg the shit out of that dwarf!
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Mark Zuckerbergs occur when the drains get clogged with pubes and leg hairs in a motel bathroom and the plumber that cleans it out eats the pubes and leg hairs.
Bro 69: Bro is saw my plumber doing a Mark Zuckerberg! What a gross person!
Bro 70: ewwwwwwww
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hey Dom you hear that mark zuckerberg is a literal fucking lizard
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Prototype B-2.5.1, bionic lizard with anti-consumer capabilities. Still in early development, some issues include constant dehydration, poor socialization, and scales faintly appearing once in a while.
Judge: "Are you human?"
Mark Zuckerberg: "That's a great question. I'll make sure our team will get right back to you on that."
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The act of talking so incredibly fast as to not have any understandable words in your sentence or to be able to ruin most of the dialogue scenes in The Social Network
Woah slow down man your completely zuckerberging too fast
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