Kit-can't

Someone who doesn't know how to properly eat a kit-kat. It usually refers to people who bite directly into the kit-kat instead of breaking it apart.

I saw Todd eating a kit-kat yesterday; I didn't know he's a kit-can't.

can't math

A slang term for an inability to excel in mathematics.

"Ugh, I have algebra next period and I'm dreading it. I seriously can't math.
"OMG, the cash register broke and the barista couldn't figure out what change to give me from a thirty cent purchase. Trustafarians can't math."

i can't

what people say when they can do something

Trump: I can't bomb Russia.
Guy: Rip Russia.

Can't hurt

When you are asked a question and you agree because you don't see any reason not to.

"Would you like me to show you how to mine Bitcoin?"

"Can't hurt!"

can't stick

Dislike or hate someone/ something.

I can't stick Ty, she's so annoying.

garbage can't

A garbage can that does not have room for any more garbage whatsoever.

individual 1 "Where's the garbage can in this room?"

individual 2 "It's next to the bed in the corner."

individual 1 "Oh, looks more like a garbage can't to me....."

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This Can't Be Life

A lovely drink originating in Grease 2012 on the small island of Ios. Created by a trio calling themselves OOF, This Can't Be Life consists of one shot of absinth, one shot vodka and a can of Redbull. This drink is well known for getting its victims shitfacingingly drunk very fast.

This lovely cocktails name is derived from its tendency to leave its victims thinking "this can't be life man"

dude 1: Hey what would you like to drink?
dude 2: Make me a this can't be life!
dude 1: Idk man your only a heavy weight drinker and this creature here is only recommended for the very greatest of drinkers

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