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You know a Dave. We all know a Dave. They are most likely a child murderer from freddy fazbenders and are gay for Jack Kennedy
Dave is a literally child murderer and you still wanna hire him? He even will yiff foxes for god sake
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that one suburban neighbor that always has a better yard and Christmas display then you
daves house was blinding, and on top of that. HE SORTED HIS FLOWER BED
Your mother's unmarried partner.
Person 1: Who's that person?
Person 2: He's just my dave
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Attending many Dave Matthews Band (DMB) concerts in succession usually as a yearly ritual. Usually pertains to other superfan activities such as stalking the band at the hotel, paying an extraordinary sum of money for the best tickets, making signs and whoring oneself out to get on the tour bus.
Helen needs a week's vacation next month because it's her annual Daving season.
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Hitting the straps, really hard, regardless of what day of the week it is. If you're Daving, most things are lekker, but also, most things are also Kak. If you're Daving, you appear to be moving at the speed of light. Most people will struggle to keep up with the conversation. If you're Daving, your mind is light and nimble from coke and klippy, as well as coke by itself.
- Ahhhhh bru, you were on fire last night!
- No doubt, I was completely Daving.
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A defensive tactic whereby an individual faced with a confronting situation flops out his penis and slowly masturbates whilst gazing into the eyes of his would be adversary. It is imperative that eye contact is maintained at all times.
A defensive bonus is granted if the individual ejaculates.
Dude 1: I was jumped by two motherf#$%ers who threatened to stab me if I didn't hand over my wallet.
Dude 2: What happened?
Dude 1: I did the only logical thing in the situation, I whipped my cock out and peformed the Dave.
Dude 2: Woaaah, hardcore
Dude 1: Literally. *brofist*
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Used as sarcasm in place of obviously
person1: the sky is blue
person2: Err Dave!
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