Bed

The place used for sleeping but it’s main purpose is for sex.

I want to make love with you on this bed Jennifer!

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Bed

It is the thing your mom and dad fought in to make you fighting means shoving a cock up ya arse

Creepy man:oh hey sexy, wanna get in my bed to have sex?
Woman:you wanna fight?
Woman realises his cock's as small as yours:👁👄👁

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Bed

Where Austin fucks his cat

Austin fucked his cat in bed

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Bed

A place where your fantasies might come true, if your dick is big enough.

Damn imma go to bed with her.

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Bed

Where kade fucks his cat

Kade... were you fucking your cat in your bed again? Get a girlfriend bitch!

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annoying bed

A bed that tries it's absolute hardest to not let you sleep

Liam Thompson: "Annoying bed, noun, a bed that tries it's absolute hardest to not let you sleep. Let's make one"

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Bed Vulcan

A sexual partner who shows no emotion, enthusiasm, or excitement in bed.

I can always tell when my girlfriend is angry because she becomes a bed vulcan.