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The act in which a female, is deemed half mermaid, due to the foul odor she releases. Take great precaution approaching these creatures, as they may take wallets, watches and vehicles. They are armed and extremely dangerous.
Yo if her bottom half is fishy, we call that a mermaid.
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A girl who smells a bit fishy in her nether regions.
Boy: I tried to go down on a mermaid a few nights ago but I couldn't handle the smell! Hasn't she heard of hygiene?
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Descriptor for behavior that involves long periods of bathing, absentmindedness, vanity, personal grooming, or any combination of these
I spent all Sunday afternoon in my bathroom. I was mermaiding; you know, not really doing much of anything but laying there and picking at my face in a handmirror.
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A way to describe someone who is so obsessed with something that if that "something" is gone, then they'd be helpless without it; As if a mermaid were in a bathtub and someone pulled the plug.
They're such a bathtub mermaid, obsessing over a stupid thing like that.
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"300 years ago, sailors stuck at sea would get desperate for female companionship. It got so mad that eventually the manatees out in the water started to look like beautiful women - mermaids.
Every women, no matter how initially repugnant, has a "mermaid clock". The time it takes to realize you want to bone her. " ~ Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother
the mermaid theory: Sure today you see Iris as a manatee, but she aint gonna stay that way, Marshall your secretary's mermaid clock starts now..
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If one's penis has encountered this type of poontang it has been known to take a firm grasp upon thy physical/mental state.
Rick: Atlantis baby!
Morty: That was amazing!
Rick: Got some of that Mermaid Puss!
Morty: Really hoping it wasn't a one-off thing and I can see her again. By the way, hey, um, still not curious about what mighta happened at that crazy citadel place?
Rick: Not at all Morty, that place will never have any bearing over our lives ever again, unlike that Mermaid Puss!
Morty + Rick: Yeah! Woo! Yeah! We're going back for seconds! We're gonna do that shit every week!
A term for a female, mainly a straight female, who is attracted to other women, but only from the waist up. They can either be sexually or sensually attracted to women, but don't like the sexual parts below the waist.
This term was coined by someone trying to explain how their straight girlfriend was attracted to women, but didn't like vaginas. Thinking of how she loves mermaids, it made sense. The top half is a beautiful woman, and the bottom half has a gorgeous, sleek, colorful tail, with none of the sexual organs to be seen.
1. Oh my gosh, Lady Gaga is so hot, I'd totally make out with her, but I don't want to have sex with her, vaginas are so not my thing. I guess that would make me a mermaid lesbian.
2. I think I might be a mermaid lesbian, I love breasts so much, but when it comes to vaginas I get so grossed out...
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