When two men use their spent semen to epoxy their foreskins together so you can't tell where one wanker ends and the other begins.
"Tell Nurse Dana to get the Novocaine ready. Those guys with the Siamese Aardvark look like screamers"!
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when someone has a nose that is fucking huge
damn gurl u have an aaardvarks nose go get some plastic surgery then ill think of fucking ya!
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n: the most sexylicious poster on 404
adj: sexylicious
Carmen Electra is very Loveless Aardvark.
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Shorthand for asking people the name of the first artist on their iPod or iTunes, based on the fact that "aardvark" is the first word in the English dictionary.
A: "What's your aardvark?"
B: "Aaliyah. Yours?"
A: "A-Ha."
B: "That's useful to know."
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When a mans penis is flaccid, resembling the snout of an Aardvark.
Tony's penis was always a chilled out aardvark after having sex with Emily.
Compliment to someone whoβs being alive and having the will to live at the same time
Wow good for that guy, heβs real aardvark ass
When 2 consenting adults have sex and the male wiggles his penis like a aardvark mouth then puts in and out of the females coochie for 5 secs really fast and then randomly anally abolishes the women.
Male:.....slithering penis.
Female:Whatchu doing
Male:........
Female:ahhhhh you just Australian anus aardvarked me now my bunghole fell off.