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When two men use their spent semen to epoxy their foreskins together so you can't tell where one wanker ends and the other begins.
"Tell Nurse Dana to get the Novocaine ready. Those guys with the Siamese Aardvark look like screamers"!
when someone has a nose that is fucking huge
damn gurl u have an aaardvarks nose go get some plastic surgery then ill think of fucking ya!
n: the most sexylicious poster on 404
adj: sexylicious
Carmen Electra is very Loveless Aardvark.
Shorthand for asking people the name of the first artist on their iPod or iTunes, based on the fact that "aardvark" is the first word in the English dictionary.
A: "What's your aardvark?"
B: "Aaliyah. Yours?"
A: "A-Ha."
B: "That's useful to know."
When a mans penis is flaccid, resembling the snout of an Aardvark.
Tony's penis was always a chilled out aardvark after having sex with Emily.
Shrimp and aardvarks have an unlikely yet unwavering connection, and are often seen verbally stimming together and creating bonds and whatnot. Shrimp and aardvarks, when paired together, talk so much to each other that their language becomes slurred and esoteric, and is impossible to understand even for other shrimp and aardvarks. Since there is a size difference between the shrimp and the aardvark (the aardvark being bigger), there is a clear power dynamic in which aardvarks bully shrimp and call them homosexuals. Despite aardvarks being mean to shrimp, there is no question that these two species are inseparable.
Did you see that shrimp and aardvark? They were yapping for like two hours.
When a male partner climaxes in his partner’s throat and the partner chokes on the ejaculate, proceeding to cough violently, spewing gobs all over the place.
Bro, I didn't mean to give her an Aspirated Aardvark. The BJ was just too good to resist.