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When someone is born withought a shaft and only a head, resembling an acorn.
I feel bad for Tommy, he has acorn syndrome
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the shrinking of the penis , due to say..cold weather?
also a noun for a shrivelled, shrunk penis.
Marlon Brando once claimed he couldn't get it up due to a sudden acorn attack in the movie set..Well..Well, who thinks otherwise?
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Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.
Hold up Bro I’m cresting an acorn in here!
When a man has a lot of pubic hair and a small penis, it can look like an acorn in a bush.
I should probably shave my pubes and balls tonight, i have a cute date, and I don’t want it to look like a have an Acorn in a bush.
Friends who are gay but aren't together.
You hanging with your acorn friends
Teeny-weeny stub of male genitalia, particularly the head of the pene, situated at the base of the torso.
Thad: “Julie, would you like to get with me in the nighttime?”
Julie: “Why not!”
Thad: “ I have to warn you that you aren’t likely to feel much. It looks like somebody glued an acorn down there. I can’t get an erection, but I can still cum.”
Your dick is soo small gays and girls qualify it as an acorn dick.Also when your hard your penus is the size of a acorn.
Dude,Brittany told me that jim had an acorn dick.
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