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T♤°$^@ needs to stop listening to horseshit
This is definitely an Ajax circus occasion
A suicidal and cannibalistic man who kills his son and than himself
A word for suicide
"How you feeling?"
"I'm going to pull an Ajax Brown"
the biggest forehead on earth. He is the true mom
ajax mok has a big forehead
An Ajax is someone who's very shy at first, but once they get to know you, they're the light of your life. They always fill the room with lots of laughter, smiles, and overall good vibes. They will love the shit out of you, and you should do the same. A Ajax doesn't just want you at your best, they also want you at your worst. Because if Ajax is dating you, they're prone to marry you at some point. You should never hide anything from an Ajax because they'll find out one way or another. An Ajax will also show you off to their friends because you're like their holy grail and they want you to know that. They'll never leave you alone to wallow in your sadness but instead, they will be there, comforting you in every way possible. They will just hug you and not say a word, they could sit there and cry with you, or they could give you a minor distraction 😉Point is, if you are ever lucky enough to come across an Ajax, cherish them and the relationship you have, even if it is just friends
hey, how are you and Ajax?
we're doing amazing, thanks for asking. I was just on my way to see him because I was reminded of how absolutely amazing he is<3
The best person you will ever meet in your entire life. He is very charming, hilarious, selfless, and a great person.
If you ever meet an Ajax, hold onto them.
Jeremiah: I met an Ajax yesterday, and let me tell you, he is the best person ever!
Roy: That's great.
An arrogant Dutch football club who only have glory hunters as supporters. And their fans basically only turns up on European nights while their stadium turns empty when Ajax is playing in the league. It's a club who haven't won a trophy for 5 years
Man 1: ''Ajax can win the league title today''
Man 2: ''Ah, they will probably bottle it against De Graafschap.''
Man 3: ''No, they get the support of their fans''
All the men: *Laughs about the joke of man 3*