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A WHITE boy who stays up to late, takes drugs ,skates/ scooters around his neighbourhood and occasionally like to set things on fire.
Ew look at that kid twitching in the corner, he must be alfie
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scum of the earth, cannot get a job and has to resort to potwashing at a lowly hotel, demoralising!!
also is nesh, as shadows scare the shit out of him, literally
as a result often walks around with large brown stains in his undercrackers.
people of this variety are often inbred and find old peoples homes somewhat arousing.
OMG i cant belive that ben, what an alfie... neshing it at sutton hall!!!
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Alfie. noun. An underendowed, gayish, hairy, small, troll-like humanoid creature of Irish origin similar to a leprachaun, who is unusually immature and lacks self-restraint aswell as an attention whore. Prone to annoying people, especially members of the opposite sex, this creature is best repelled by a can of roach spray. It is to be noted that this creature has no sole, similar to that of a Ginger. Although roach spray may repell the beast the only efficient way of disposing of this beast is to behead it. An alfie also has powers such X-Ray vision for old men and nuggets, these are called Prostate powers. Be warned, this creature is dangerous, approach with caution and avoid rainbows.
2. adj. Mentally and socially challenged, but very lucky due to leprachaun qualities.
3. adj. Gay.
Usages:
1. Noun. a. "Don't be such an Alfie or someone is going to spray roach spray on you!" b. "His penis is like a Rafael: small, gay, and hairy!" c. "Why does that guy act like such a Alfie?" d. "At parties he acts so Alfie, its really awkward being in public with him."
2. Adj. a. "I found a 4 Leaf Clover, because I am an Alfie I now have to go and fist myself".
3. Adj. a. "Are you bisexual or like, you know, just totally Alfie?" b. "Alfie Loves to fuck Leprachauns and drink Guiness in Cum stained glasses".
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Alfie the most awesome person in the world normally in love with someone who’s name starts with a P an all round savage
Alfie is awesome
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Alfie is a big gay and plays fortnite
The name Alfie is extremely gay
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Gets called a model by crazy girls.
Brown hair with eyes that change colour.
Lots of siblings.
"Wow Alfie you look like a model"
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So called due to the penchant for West Ham FC he shares with the team's only other fan, Alfie Moon of Coronation Street (and even he's fictional!). Worse than his choice of football team is his dress sense, and will often be spotted with a dubious rugby shirt vacuum packed into his jeans. Makes a few pound on the side as Colin Montgomerie's stunt double.
Alfie: Most likely to be heard saying, "Begorrah, begorrah, t'be sure, t'be sure" <rolls eyes>
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