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Pulling out of an anal sex session while wearing a ribbed condom that results a in skid marks on your ding ding.
Bro I hope I don’t get a muddy armadillo like I got last night when I bent you over.
brittany came home after a long day of work, she walked into her room to see brady watching VR porn. brady was grunting and moaning and he took off the oculus and saw her standing there so he immediately ripped off her clothes and pulled out his armadillo cock. he bent her over whike listening to novacane and put the black mustard cock into her purple vagina. after he nuts inside her and his grimey pumpkin seed tasting cum runs out of her hairy butthole he licks it up and twirls the hair with his tongue. he puts the oculus back on for round two.
he has an armadillo cock
when a man and woman are performing missionary, and right before climax, the man punches the woman in the stomach as hard as he can, causing her to ball up (like an armadillo) and then ejaculates in side the woman in fetal position.
hey bro! I heard you Armadillo punched Amy last night! how was it?
oh it was great, i punched her so hard it was almost as if I actually came in an armadillo!
when a man whips out his 15" horse cock then proceeds to ram it through a 2x4 peice of wood. After doing this he will then take the block of wood and put it up his asshole and bounce on it meticulously
man my dick and ass hurt after that naughty armadillo
The act of farting on a pillow and then immediately shoving it in your partners face.
Tom: Yo my hoe was being such a b-iatch that I gave her dat armadillo pillow. Shut her ass right up.
a nasty hoe who cant swim very well.
shay is a swimming armadillo she wont be at the pool party
THE KILLER IS KIRUMI
SHE KILLED RYOMA
it not that Armadillo Stomach u stupid bitch