Lyra is literally the definition of βBig Tittie Arson Committerβ
what i commited
i commited mass arson in 27 countries
When accidentally starting a huge wildfire whilst on a cross-country roadtrip and fleeing the scene. Then years later one of the "arsonists" blabs about it, self snitching during a vlog.
Then, after investigations it turns out that this same crew have been involved/implicated in numerous fires.
Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
"Yoo, did you here about the shop Fire last night?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
"Yoo, did you hear about the wildfire at The Thing, in Arizona?" Orion Dajnowicz Damian Monte Haggard Garage Arson
3π 1π
Its a day where you slap someone named Arson / Mio. For example:
βHey Arson, do you know what day it is today?β βNo?β βItβs national slap arson dayβ *slaps arson*
National slap arson day is on April 15th. For example:
βHey Arson, you know what day it is right?β βNoβ βitβs national slap Arson day.β *slaps arson flat handed in face
BYEEE SHES LIKE SO COOL AND SO FUNNY LIKE-
Person 1: do you knowww umm arson aka iloveyoutohma ;-;
Person2: SIS YAS??
Legal in all states! Arson is basically a word for burning down shit, light up the world.
βI just committed arson on that orphanage.β