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Assclown

Someone that thinks they are really sweet but arent and draw attention to themselves and look silly because of it

That assclown thinks hes a good singer so hes singing really loud on the bus

by Will Hubbard August 23, 2005

17πŸ‘ 72πŸ‘Ž


assclowning

a sexual fetish in whitch the couple paints one of there rear ends like a clown and begins to have relations with the clowns mouth

Mary: hey honey, do you wanna have sex?
Frank: sure, but can we do some assclowning

by bobbynom13 December 12, 2012

15πŸ‘ 94πŸ‘Ž


Assclown

Assclown is a common synonym used in place for "Presidential Candidate," regardless of political affiliations.

"So it is either Trump or Hillary this year. Why do the parties insist on giving us the two worst assclowns to vote for?"

"Time to go pick an assclown for President. Wish us luck for another four years."

by ArmyVet February 22, 2016

1πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Assclown

An Assclown is a Burberry steeling, trackie tucking, Rockport wearing, son of a scum; Chav; an English man/woman who can’t speak a word of English.

You are an Assclown.

by Eric Sutton June 1, 2005

2πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


Assclown

an assclown is basicly another word for a fool or idiot the scottish translation is idjiot

" you got a f in maths , you assclown

by anth1991 January 28, 2006

7πŸ‘ 49πŸ‘Ž


Captain Assclown

A portmanteau comprised from the expressions Captain Obvious} and King of the Assclowns, aka Donald Trump. It is a clever play-on-words and ideas because it demotes Trump from his real-world title of President and Commander-in-Chief, and his wannabe title of King of the World, to the rank of a mere captain, and that being inferred as more-stupid than the low-IQ Captain Obvious.

The Trump administration is an assclown circus ass-circus and Trump is Captain Assclown.

by Eppypotamus June 8, 2019

306πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Verizon Assclowns

People that work for Verizon that can't comprehend it is impossible to call them with a MIFI hotspot. You would get more help from muggers.

The Verizon assclowns told me I could check my bandwidth usage by calling an 800 number with the MIFI device.

by Jim Biggins May 27, 2012