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Someone who takes it up the batty. Often seen parading through the streets of Amsterdam wearing police outfits and leather clothing.
Jack is such a backyard gardener. His rake has been in too many backyards.
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In sharp contrast to the life of an African-American’s inside dog is the dog they have chained up in the backyard. Typically a pit bull, sometimes a Rottweiler, the dog is named after a cognac (“Hennessy”), a hip-hop term (“Hyphy”), something ghetto (“Kilo”), or saccharine (“Precious”), usually spelled wrong. The dog has minimal shelter or none at all, and his living area is full of scattered, moldy feces. The dog is always left sexually intact and rarely taken off its chain for a walk. He is given no toys to play with so he plays with his food and water bowls, toppling them over and leaving them empty (which half the time they are anyway). Two of the dog’s main instincts, to be part of a pack (human or animal) and to live together in a den (the house), are denied, leaving him in a state of constant frustration. He is covered in fleas and bitten on his ears by flies, which develop into small, oozing infections. Despite this exhibition of neglect, the African-American owner professes to love the dog “like my own child.”
Animal Control Officer: You need to buy a doghouse, get some untippable food and water bowls, make sure the chain can’t get tangled, pick up the feces, buy a dog license, and your dog needs to see a vet, too.
African-American: What are you talkin’ ‘bout? It’s a dog! This is the way my daddy always raised his dogs!
Animal Control Officer: The laws have changed since then. There are minimum standards of care for backyard dogs.
African-American: But I care about my dog. I love Remy like a son.
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Backyard ballistics (BB) is Totse's forum concerning pyrotechnics and explosives.
unlike "bad ideas" the level of knowledge that the regular members posess is quite high.
They are verry concerned about safety and will in no way-ever condone violence
take it up in BB, and be prepared to be sent home, kidiot.
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A backyard boy is a person (mostly a boy) that is a celebrity and usually has the aesthetic of a feeling as if they are your girl/boyfriend that would take you on the cutest dates.
"Han Jisung is such a Backyard boy, his selfies make me feel as if he sent them to me!"
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Backyard wrestling is stupid and dangerous and should not be done without proper training. Kids usually end up getting hurt because they practice stunts that can seriously hurt or even kill themselves.
Kid #1: Hey how did you break BOTH your legs?
Kid #2: Oh I was a stupid idiot who jumped off the roof of my garage to swantom bomb my little brother.
Kid #1: You're right! You ARE an idiot!
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A sandwhich consisting of multiple items in ones backyard.A sandwich made of bread,dead leaves,dog poop, tree branches,and grass.
When we found out Chris was drunk,we decided to make him a Backyard Sandwich for the fun of it.
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1. A person who breeds animals, usually horses, that have horrible conformation and shouldn't have been bred because they person can't afford a quality stud/broodmare.
2. Someone who has no business breeding animals because they can't afford to take care of them.
'Yeah, my horse is a fugly but I love him.'
'Where'd you get him?'
'Some backyard breeder. They were living in a junk yard and his dad was sooo fugly.'
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