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broodmare

A female horse that is used mainly for breeding.

Looks like that stallion over there is ready again - and I think that broodmare is ready too, so let the horsies do their thing.

by Adel7 December 2, 2007

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Broodmare

A woman who has a multitude of children by different men; typically does nothing else with her life. Just like with horses: the sole purpose of the broodmare is to breed with worthwhile studs.

"That chick on Maury was a total broodmare. She had 6 kids with 5 different dads and doesn't even have a job."

"Arlene is having ANOTHER baby? What a broodmare!"

by Boswellthe3rd January 22, 2009

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Broodmare

An old southern derogatory word for a woman that is capable of birthing children, but for whatever reason is unable to raise them, either effectively or literally.

You have to forgive the way he acts. You know his mother was basically a broodmare, so it's not like he knows better.

by DaddyReallyKnows October 9, 2021

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Broodmare

A Broodmare is a woman who has a multitude of children by different men; typically does nothing else with her life, except give unwanted advice, and mooch off others. Broodmares typically never have jobs and live off EBT and welfare. Just like with horses: the sole purpose of the broodmare is to breed as much as possible, unlike horses human Broodmares typically mate with worthless studs that don't have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out off, aka non-bonafide. Keep in mind, these studs can mate 2-4 mares a day as long as they have a break for beer inbetween mares. Don't be fooled Broodmares come in all ages, ethnicities, and cultural backgrounds.

I have seen Broodmares with 9 children by 6-7 different studs and 2 of the studs have also impregnated a sister Broodmare and one of the other stud's foals. When this occurs you have a platinum level PWT Broodmare on your hands, she doesn't mind sharing studs even with foals. Broodmares are by no means to be mistaken are an Alpha Mares.

Pasty was the best I have every seen, she produced 9 foals with 6 studs, what a Broodmare!

by Other Misfits December 31, 2021

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