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When you get a great deal on a trade by quick talking and bamboozling the other person, usually followed by making a quick escape before they realize what has happened.
"Yooo, Mumbo just pulled a 12 bamboo deal on Iskall!"
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When you tie someone up and grow a shaft of bamboo up their juicy rectum causing anal splintering and eventually you become one with nature and Buddha himself.
"Hey John how many months has it been since you checked on the progress of Jennifer's Shanghai Bamboo Chute."
"Oh I'd guess that it's been about one and half since that's how long it takes for full bodily numbing to progress and I haven't heard her scream in a week."
when something bad happens, like dropping your ice cream
"She went absolutely bamboo sticks!!"
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A flat bamboo spoon is a kitchen utinsil that I use to catch my cum when I jack off and have a cumgasm, and then I eat it while it's still warm.
I have a flat bamboo spoon on my bedstand just in case.
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The act of using a piece of bamboo as a butt plug
sally and i were role playing as panda bears so i gave her the old "Bamboo poop shoot".
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This is an ancient therapy that has been introduced into the modern spa and salon. It is believed that the founder of the modern methodology is Stonehenge Australia Massage Kits, which originated in Australia. It is used by Remedial Therapists, Relaxation treatments and can be adapted to all massage modalities including reflexology, beauty and spa treatments, Eastern and Hawaiian therapies.
Warm Bamboo Massage is a treatment that is now in all countries and is commonly used with Hot Stone therapy treatments. It can be found Australia, UK, US, Europe, The Middle East, South East Asia, Japan, New Zealand, Hong Kong, Bali.
The ancient Romans, Polynesians, Indians, Greeks and Chinese have documented evidence of wooden tools used in massage and beauty treatments. In fact Bamboo Cupping Jars were used initially in Traditional Chinese Massage.
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A bitch with a stick (preferably bamboo) up her ass 😒
She never wants to hang out with us what a bamboo ass bitch .