Bare naked

Completely naked. In the birthday suit.

1. We caught him playing counter-strike bare naked!

2. They were swimming bare naked.

3.The thief was stripped of his clothes and left bare naked on the street.

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"that bare is an inbred mafucka"

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bare necessities

The minimum of what you need. Generally pertaining to what things you need to be happy or what you need to survive.

"Dave only needs the bare necessities in life, it's all he requires to be happy."

"If you have to leave you home quickly after a disaster don't take anything but the bare necessities."

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barely buzzed

Something someone who is defensive about their drinking habits says after being confronted about the amount of alcohol they have recently consumed.

"Hey Ferg, you drank that whole bottle of wine in 30 minutes, you ok?" "Yeah man, I'm barely buzzed!"

bare travs

Bare travs translates literally as 'an excessive amount of travelling will be required to reach your destination.' See also, bare.

Joe: "Yo Sophie what college you applyin' for?"
Sophie: "Probs Nottingham."
Joe: "Man, that's bare travs!"
Sophie: "seen."

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bare dickn

Bare Dickn (or bare dick’n) refers to unprotected sexual intercourse without use of a male condom or female condom (does anyone actually use those?). The penis is “bare” and in full glory.

I was bare dickn this hot chick last night. I hope I didn’t get her pregnant or we’ll need to go to the smishsmortion factory.

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bare with me

What I'd honestly thought the hot-bodied gym-teacher had meant when she spoke to me while momentarily preoccupied with some paperwork prior to helping me with my workout; as you might imagine, I subsequently felt kinda stupid after seeing her shocked expression when she glanced back up from her desk --- still fully garbed in her own exercise-outfit --- and saw me standing there stark-naked in front of her.

Anytime a hot chick says, "bare with me", I prudently wait to see if she actually starts to disrobe herself before I drop my own trousers... she might have simply meant that she wanted me to be patient with her while she processed an unavoidable delay before joining and/or assisting me.