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When you brew a double-filtered, grown-ass-man pot of coffee at the office by using a mountain of cheap, employer-provided coffee. The double filter ensures deep extraction of the coffee’s shitty flavor, and the quantity will someday kill someone.
Wow, Eddie brewed the best GAM batch ever. That shit made me tingle all over.
Batch: A mixed word of bitch and bastard. which calls a person a hermaphrodyte bitch and bastard all in one. The perfect insult
That rollerblader is a batch.
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The obligatory release of semen typically from the male body into some sort of containment device such as a napkin or a tissue to be later discarded. Although this is usually a night-time practice to finally get some sleep, running a batch can happen most anytime there is downtime throughout the day. This includes: not getting sex after begging for it anywhere between 5-35 minutes, having no direction in your life and running a batch just because the internet happens to be available, or going home empty handed after a night out clubbing.
Zeke (after a long night out): "Bro you wanna go hit Denny's for a Grand Slam breakfast since we struck out tonight?"
Me: "Naw man, I think I'm gunna go home, run a batch and call it a night."
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when purchasing illegal drugs under the assumption it is legitimatly what you had intended to buy but turns out to be much more potent causing unintended effects such as overdose, sickness, or even death. Counterfeit product usually contains Fentanyl.
Dude did you hear that two people were arrested Mac Miller's death? They supposedly sold him a hot batch that was laced with fentanyl.
An article of clothing that is ejaculated in frequently, and washed rarely. It is easily hid or camouflaged amongst one's dirty clothes, and kept within an arm's length of the designated spank station.
"This dirty tube sock will make a fine Batch Rag for the next few weeks. I just hope my mom doesn't notice it's crunchiness when she throws it in the wash."
1. Bundle or seven bitches
2. A woman who is such a credibly enormous bitch that it seems you are dealing with a bundle or seven bitches all at once
"You're a batch of bitches, seven bitches in a bundle!" -Duane Cook
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When a person ejaculates in their own belly button or someone else's belly button.
"I didn't have any clean bowls left this morning for my cereal so I put a cheerio in my belly button and Biz-Batched"
"I totally pulled out and did a biz-batch.