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A man who is obsessed with women on their periods. He makes her freeze her tampons when shes done using them for later. So can he can have them for dessert later.
"Dude why is your girl so bitchy today?"
"She's on her period man."
"Bro, I am so sorry for you. No putang for you I guess."
"No man its fine. I love it when she's on her period."
"Man thats fucked, you blood belching tampon sniffing popsicle."
The bleching gods of destruction that will reap the world from which it sows. With a trusty Canada Dry with Michael's in the left hand and Andre's in the right. Only true warriors of the Red Rum could stand against them. Dennis and Pierre to two Red Rum demons incapable of defeat challenged such gods. To their surprise Andre was dealt with quite easily, but Michael used their own technique against them. 2 against one, Dennis and Pierre believed they had the fight in the bag. After a long a battle, Michael was on his last leg, one last Red Rum till his defeat. But right before the last blow, a long silence was found within the battle field. 7 words were utter from Michael's mouth telepathically reaching Andre, boosting his surge. Andre rose with Michael to the top of the arena and yelled out, "You know I had to double it". Andre's power when then doubled, Dennis and Pierre stood no chance, they must make their retreat immediately. But before they finished with their CC, they screamed "HIRE ME...PLEASEEEEEEE". Destroying the arena and vanquishing our Red Rum demons.
The Belching Gods used their CC to blow the civilians away.
When you burp while wearing a face mask
There were to many onions on my burger ,after returning to work I belch ovened myself.
What happenes when you eat 10 chicken bowls and 3 twisters
I don't want to be belch fed colonel sanders man
Booty-(n) and Belch-(v): booty belch - is another way of saying that an individual has farted and/or passed gas.
This occurs when the anus produces a sound that would normally be associated when an individual releases gas orally and/or belches, but it is produced by the anus.
When the sound came tearing from her behind rather than her mouth i couldn't make sense of it. Then I realized it was a phenomenon known as a booty belch!
After a guy blows a wad in a chicks mouth, he puts two fingers over the center of her lips and punches her in the stomach, which causes the jizz to run out of the sides of her mouth and look like walrus tusks.
I did the belching walrus to Suzy last night, she was pissed.
A term for when you take a dump after eating Indian food and it all comes out in one violent "burp"
God that meekrob I ate last night made me have an indian belch. Don't go in the banthroom for 15, 20 minutes at least.