Binder card

When a friend cock blocks you and makes out with the girl after she has had oral sex with you.

Dude, I got Binder carded on halloween.

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organizing your binder

giving a hand job

dimitri: caryn will u plz organize my binder=)
caryn:no! im 2 busy playing with my pencil pouch
katie: i dont mind organizing your binder

Binders full of women

Where Mitt Romney gets his women from

Joe: Bit of a sausagefest we've got going on here, we need to find some ladies!

Mitt: Not to worry, I've got binders full of women we can choose from!

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binders full of women

A place Mitt Romney keeps all the women who work for him.

"Jeeves, be a chum and hand me one of my binders full of women."

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Binder Ball

the loogey you hawk up after snorting XTC

oh man i'm going to be coughing up binder balls for a week

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Binders full of women

Mitt Romney's organization system for the females he wants working for him. May also refer to warehouses filled with bound women. Common product of commercialist states.

When Romney requested more women for his Massachusetts cabinet: "They brought us binders full of women!"

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smol binder bean

a cunt who thinks they are so fucking funny.

"UwU im a smol binder bean :333" -a cunt
" SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU NASTY BITCH YOU ARE LITERALLY SO UNFUNNY I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU THINK BEING TRANSMASC IS SO CUTE WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM YOU NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION NOW I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU THINK IS CUTE ABOUT BEING TRANSGENDER YOUR LITERALLY SO UNFUNNY NOBODY FUCKING LIKES YOU, YOU PROBABLY ARE DATING A DISCORD MODERATOR BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE LOVES YOU LIKE SERIOUSLY YOU WONDER WHY YOUR MOTHER HATES YOU AND WHY YOUR DAD LEFT HMM I WONDER LOOK AT THE WAY YOU FUCKING ACT AROUND PEOPLE YOU ARE LITERALLY SO WEIRD PLEASE SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I CURBSTOMP YOUR HEAD INTO THE CEMENT FLOOR" -an intellectual person

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