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Also known as White Privilege Day
Black Friday May be about sales, but my white privilege is free!
When for some reason a dude comes inside a female by accident and she must take the Morning After pill.
Black Friday is the jackpot sex that follows when the dude empties his testicles inside the female as much as he can until she ingests the Pill.
Brian: man last night my condom broke and i came inside
Jason: so what did you bro?
Brian: i came inside her three more times man!
Jason: Black Friday baby!
Brian: milk up to her eyeballs!!!
"Boyyyyyy I hope my condom breaks so i can black friday that ass"
Jessie: Oh wow honey your skin looks so glowy and shiny omg
Candy: Yeah babe my man went black friday on me last night and now i'm so full of cum my ears are sticky
Jessie: Lucky bitch i wish i got black fridayed last night omg
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Literal he//
Guy 1:Hey did you hear
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: Jimmy got sent to Black Friday
Guy 2: HOLY CHEESECAKE
Run. For. Your. Life. YOU WILL DIE IN THE CROWDS OF PEOPLE RUNNING TO GET PS5S AND XBOX SERIES X IF YOU DO NOT BE CAUTIOUS YOU WILL MOST LIKELY GET NOTHING. People camping in front of stores at 1 am! 1 hour in and it's all gone... There are BILLIONS OF SALES ON THIS DREADED DAY! To you, it's a sale day... but to the cashiers it's war...
Black Friday is just around the corner!
A day where black people get shit for free from stores, and the white niggas only get deals because they are apologizing for all that slavery shit.
White Nigga: Aw shit the price too high
Black Nigga: lol get rekt we get free shit nigga smoke weed everyday black Friday lit hundred dolla bill ya
Asian Nigga:ใใผใฌใผใชใ็งใใกใฏ็กๆใฎใๅ็ฃใๅๅพใใฆใใชใใฎใงใ็งใฏใใชใใ็งใฎ่่ชใขใใกใญใผใซใใใใงใใชใใ้ฃในใใใณใฌIMใดใ!!!!!
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The Friday that comes once in every girls' life, in which she MUST decide on which seat in her friend's car should she take. Will she be kicking in the front seat or sitting in the back seat for the rest of her life? On this day, partying, and fun fun fun fun must be had. Some girls are even rumored to have an epiphany--realizing that Thursday was yesterday, today is Friday, tomorrow is Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.
Rebecca woke up to Black Friday, so she had a bowl of cereal and missed the bus to do some partyin' partyin' (Yeah!).
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The day after thanksgiving, while consumer America consumes, the rest of us get fucked up.
Self medicating turkey hangovers with 5-9 shots and a few beers is common practice on blacked friday.
Sean was yakking up a storm yesterday. Not everyone can handle full send blacked friday.
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