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More often than not, a Braden is a pretentious, rich, white, sexist American asshole. Braden will think he knows way more than he actually does, and any “knowledge” he shares is regurgitated information he gets off of Google. Braden probably has a low-self esteem and a myriad of issues, but tries to cover it up with an appearance of confidence that comes off as cocky, arrogant, and annoying. He’s a try-hard and pseudo-intellectual, and his mommy and daddy pay his way through life.
Also, women don’t like him or want him because of his outdated views on the role of women in society. Unless dramatic changes take place with his logic and thinking, Braden will be sad and lonely for all of his days.
“That guy over there looks like a total Braden.”
“Ugh, no, we could do without a Braden in our lives.”
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A faggot, who loves dick, sucks dick, needs to get busy and come out of the closet, usually really stupid, and sucks at gaming
A good man but a fairy Braden.
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A retarded kid who uses lube.
He hits everything (including his sister) except the basket.
Guy 1: braden did another airball
Guy 2: That was definitely braden
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Usually an idiot. Has brown hair . Looks like a girl. Normally wears yellow. Sucks at basketball,and all sport. Stays on his phone all day
Jesus christ that guy Braden is a crackhead
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braden: A short, annoying, funny looking queer that thinks he's a ladies man because he holds money in his profile pictures and doesn't leave girls alone even when they threaten to get bigger and stronger guys to kick them in the balls.
Random girl: Braden, go away, no one likes you!
**Runs away screaming.
Braden: Hehe, she totally digs me.
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A guy who is stupid, ugly, yet everyone is his friend.
Chad: Dude, that guy is a Braden.
Brad: I know, but apparently everyone likes him!
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The exact definition of a fucking communist. He is a man of the rising sun, is a retired kamikaze pilot, and is from North Korea. Don't be a Braden, braden is a cuck. Fuck braden. He's a gook.
Omg did that Braden just fly into the twin towers? What a dick.
Also associated with sophia, Braden loves sophia, what a commie.
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