Breading

The act of visiting a toilet armed with bread immediately after the toilet has been used. Proceeding to clean the toilet with the bread and then eating it.

The guys from audit always go into the toilet after I've laid one out, they mop up the remnants and eat the bread, the dirty breaders. It was a breading fest.

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bread

(verb) the act of penetrating with a baguette or similarly shaped baked produce. With God-fearing intent.

e.g. "Getcher arse over here boi, ahm gonna bread you good!"
or
"It was amazing, he breaded me for hours. I was dough in his hands"

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Bread is bread

Bread is bread means that money is money you’ll do whatever for it

Him:Bro are you really gonna shoot him over money

Me:Yea bread is bread

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Bread

Bread often useful for breaking tension amongst strangers. Discovered by Professor Mark Newman of yeast and wheat ltd.

(group of people sat in a room, two minute deeply icy silence)
Person 1: Who likes bread?
(Conversation soon starts over bread topics)

I like bread!

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Bread

Generic tissues.

"hey do u need some bread to soak ur tears in?"
"yes please."

Bread

Hot asf doesn't need anything else to describe JUST HOT.

ack is a hot bread
A bread Level god-

Bread up for e date-?

Bread

Submissive cattle that likes being humiliated and doing questionable acts on call

Brb im gonna beat my meat bc im bread