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The hour set aside during the last weekend in March during which businesses and households worldwide are encouraged to turn off all unnecessary electricity to promote awareness of global climate change. Furthermore, earth hour allows an observer to engage in various activities that would cause shame or embarrassment if the lights were on. Activities including, but not limited to, being featured on failblog, yacking in front of that hot guy/girl you want to bang, and coitus with extremely unattractive individuals are pardoned. After all, epic fails and party fouls are completely justified if committed during an attempt to save the world.
Person A: "Dude, please tell me you didn't bang that chick you brought home last night. She looked like a mangy troll."
Person B: "It was earth hour. Don't you care about the world."
Person A: *hangs head in shame*
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Contraction of 'Captain Ahab Hour' in reference to the iconic whale-hunter of Moby Dick. At the club, the last hour before closing in which desperation and loneliness reach an all time high, resulting in questionable hook-ups, famously with whale-sized women.
Guy 1: You've got no standards.
Guy 2: Piss off I do.
Guy 1: Fuck me, you practically had to harpoon your hook-up into the cab after Ahab Hour for Netflicks and Krill.
Guy : Call me Ishmael.
Whale: Shush puddin, no names.
PA System: Attention fatties, Ahab Hour is approaching, guard your blowholes.
Men, shield your eyes!
Somebody wanted you to know about how you were in the popular podcast where developers come and meet up and talk to you about new games and such coming out.
"Davey wanted you to come to Dev Hour these nuts"
Anytime you know for certain that you will be home alone and can whack off without fear of being discovered.
My roommate hits the gym on the way home from work every Wednesday. The Whacking Hour begins as soon as I grab my laptop and some lube.
The max amount of hours it should take to complete anything
Damn, I'm really not looking forward to doing this.
It shouldn't take longer than 53 hours though.
Pregaming in which you wear hats for an hour, drink, and one person controls the music and messes around on a laptop. The wearing of the hats is key, and effort should be made to see to it that they are of a humorous nature.
Tim: IT'S HATTY HOUR!
Abby: What is hatty hour.
Tim: We're wearing hats for an hour, drinking, and Chris is playing chess.
Abby: Do reindeer ears count as a hat and what if we don't have a chess board.
Tim: All excellent questions. Yes they count, the chess is on the laptop, and come over.
Abby: Bring everyone with with?
Tim: Si, but they have to wear hats.
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(1) an everyday regular bowel movement, usually around 2p.m., that is very reliable and semi-celebratory;
(2) anytime during the day when you make a trip to the crapper to curl one off.
(3) the timespan immediately following a lunch or dinner trip to one of the following: Taco Bell, Krystal's, Waffle House, aptly named due to the immediate urge to dookie.
(at 1:57 p.m.) I sure hope no one's in the john, because it's almost Deuce Hour.