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a vegetable thrown at a nasty hoe who got cheated on.
Girl at school: “did you see that”
Other girl at school: “ yeah that was a carrot”
The act of getting your dick and tucking it into your own butthole. Like a farmer pulling the carrot out, except you tryna replant it... if you know what I mean?😏
“Oh you know AlEx?”
“Oh yeah, isn’t that the gay nigga that likes carroting himself?”
A stage term you use when you are about to preform. You get a layer of orange on your face so you wont look pale.
You can use foundation for this or a bad fake tan. Only pale or light skinned people will need to use this method.
You will most likely look like trump. But for you its only temporary.
“I think I’ll look very pale on stage!”
“Thats why we’ll be carroting everyone.”
A promised improvement or change that never happens; usually in the workplace.
A form of bait used to keep the interest of a naive/trusting person.
An empty promise.
"They say things will get better when we the new front office system, but it's just another carrot!"
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Someone who get confused by fruit related metaphors
David: im a pineapple
Phil: your more of a melon i reckon
David: what... someone stupid or someone performing an activity with seemingly no intelligence!!
Phil: i dno i just thought it sounded coool
Sam: think you might have confused phil there david
David: hmmm i think so to mate. i think phil is a carrot!
Sam: oh a carrot! someone who get confused by fruit related metaphors
David: you got it in one!
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The little symbol you get when you press shift+6. Used in graphics calculators to raise a number to a certain power
If I hold down shift and press the 6 key, I get a carrot!
3^3 = 27
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the act of putting a carrot in ones pants to make a buldge.
sir do you have a carrot in your pants
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