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how the fuck do you not know what a fucking carrot is! if you dont know what a carrot is you are a a nonce
look a carrot said jimmy whats a carrot said tommy . TOMMY IS A NONCE
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It’s ... ummm... yea.. just a carrot
It’s orange and stuff
Pretty cool
Yep ... that’s about it
Woah look at that .... cArRot.
a vegetable thrown at a nasty hoe who got cheated on.
Girl at school: “did you see that”
Other girl at school: “ yeah that was a carrot”
A promised improvement or change that never happens; usually in the workplace.
A form of bait used to keep the interest of a naive/trusting person.
An empty promise.
"They say things will get better when we the new front office system, but it's just another carrot!"
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Someone who get confused by fruit related metaphors
David: im a pineapple
Phil: your more of a melon i reckon
David: what... someone stupid or someone performing an activity with seemingly no intelligence!!
Phil: i dno i just thought it sounded coool
Sam: think you might have confused phil there david
David: hmmm i think so to mate. i think phil is a carrot!
Sam: oh a carrot! someone who get confused by fruit related metaphors
David: you got it in one!
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The little symbol you get when you press shift+6. Used in graphics calculators to raise a number to a certain power
If I hold down shift and press the 6 key, I get a carrot!
3^3 = 27
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the act of putting a carrot in ones pants to make a buldge.
sir do you have a carrot in your pants
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