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Usually tall with brown f-boy hair and blue eyes. He makes girls fall for him but they can never let go because he’s ‘perfect’. His personality is distinctive and he’s usually really funny. He makes most people laugh. He plays baseball but isn’t good at most sports. Once you fall for him, you can never let go.
Carson, stop throwing gum wrappers on the bus floors.
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Carson is the single greatest person you will ever meet in your life. She's pretty, smart, funny, happiest person to be around. When she walks into the room you can't help but smile. She makes your day even without saying anything. She helps you through the toughest of time, she will always be there for you. Don't let her down or you'll surely regret it.
Carson the greatest friend someone can have
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Carson is the world's most bad-ass boy that everyone dreams about. Don't screw with Carson or else he will beat the crap out of you. Carson is amazing and athletic.
Carson is so funny!
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The term "Carson" is used to describe a human who has a Simp/Virgin exterior but contains a Chad interior.
"Yo bro, did you see that ugly mf turn down Jessica, she's so hot why did he do that"
"He's such a Carson"
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Whoever wrote #2, God bless you. We should meet, as it's all true :) Whoever wrote #5, it's hysterical. There's some truth in #6 as well. Pretty good description actually.
Carson is a name that's always been pretty unique. Recently it's become more popular, ala Carsons Daily and Palmer. It's a name of Western origin primarily, made famous by Kit Carson, the early American Western scout.
Growing up with the name is said to be trying, as kids are cruel and will make fun of anything out of the ordinary. Maybe not so much today as back in the day. Many Carsons have no doubt wished they were Garys or Bills or Steves at one time or other so they could stay off the radar of petulent pricks bent on making their prepubescent lives miserable.
Of course, the name is maleable as well, transforming into lots of meaningless monickers that get old very fast. Simply substitute any vehicle for "Car" and the list is endless. Additionally, spelling it for someone on the other end of the phone is far more difficult far more often than one would think. Most people want to put an L in it and turn it into Carlson. Or they take the C for P and suddenly you're man of the cloth. Still, it gets compliments and folks seem to like it.
Carsoni
Carcinogen
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A gay fuck who likes to stick crackers to the ceiling with his ejaculatory fluids. He also likes to fantasize about his teachers when cleaning his trumpet.
Look out ms.teacher! Carson is coming your way.
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