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Social Castration

The destruction of people’s ability to become socially mature through generations due the increasingly overprotective way we raise our children.

Person 1: I wasn’t allowed to play on the streets in my suburban neighborhood ever when I was a kid!
Person 2: Sounds like social castration!

by gooffahh September 11, 2022


Castration Anarchy

The practice of re-circumcising male genitalia as federal punishment for crimes. This could be a substitute and equal punishment for crimes regarding douche-baggy-ness or other sorts of small-dick behavior. Why not just make it smaller?

"Castration Anarchy is the future!"

by doyouknowthemuffinmanshrek July 29, 2022


ballistic castration

Shooting one's testicles with a firearm

-How did he lose his balls?

-He performed ballistic castration on himself.

by Dudeman338 April 6, 2023


Castrating the goat

Jerking off

Mark was castrating the goat last night.

by Chippy625271 February 13, 2018


Castration

Fidel Castro's "ration" (ray-shi-on) that he formed in Cuba from 1959 to 2008. Castro wanted to create his own name for his nation, he did this by changing the N in nation to R. Castro then added his name into the nations new name.

"The Cubans live in castration"

by TapeEater March 1, 2023


Castration

Fidel Castro's "ration" (ray-shi-on) that he formed in Cuba from 1959 to 2008. Castro wanted to create his own name for his nation, he did this by changing the N in nation to R. Castro then added his name into the nations new name. Castro attempted to change Cuba's name but failed because he just failed, that is why Cuba is called Cuba and not Castration.

"The Cuban's live in Castration"

by TapeEater March 1, 2023


Castration

Rusty spoon back alleyway castration? Fuck it. It means to chop off a guys cock (with rusty spoons being the weapon of choice)

John: UUUGH I hate that guy so much
Jim: Then why don't you castrate him with a rusty spoon?
John: Y'know what? I think I will! Nothing better than castration to put a man in his place

by The Handmade Hero July 20, 2021