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Chance

Total douchebag who is self-absorbed, but does not like himself very much because he has a small dick. Lives in a fantasy world of thinking everyone might like him, but people really don't. The ones that have gotten to know him, quickly discover that he is a jackass, and has MAJOR issues. Jealousy should be his middle name. Skinny ass white boy who needs his ass kicked on a day to day basis because he has a big mouth.

Guy #1: Dude, I finally got my license.

Guy #2:(Ignores dude 1)

Guy #1: Chance, did you hear me?

Guy #2: WTF man? I've been playing COD for 8 hours straight and you just screwed up my concentration.

I.E. see: small dick syndrome , what the hell is up with your hair?, dude, can't you see you are creeping her out?, get a clue NOBODY likes you, get a life, and get out of mine, freak does not cover it, and not in the good way either,boy who is confused about his sexuality

by YouSuckGetAClue February 3, 2010

41πŸ‘ 93πŸ‘Ž


Chance

A kid who never what’s to fuck off.

Sup chance

by BigChunguZ December 11, 2019

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Chance

A person who is normally a jerk to friends and likes to kick people in the shins.

OMG he is such a Chance!

by Jakefrmstfarm0 November 5, 2019

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


chanced

When the bowl is almost done and the chances of ash being sucked through are very high. The last hit in a bowl. Generally not even a good hit.

"Hey can I get a hit of that? Is that still going?" - Dude
"Yeah, dude, go for it. It's chanced, though." - Me

by Mud E York August 12, 2013

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


[chance]

Chance does not exist.

Every decision we make in life is strategic and catastrophic to our future.

Missed opportunities are unexcusable.

I would say we met by chance but then I'd just be talking nonsense and looking at a smaller, more naive picture.

by wnk January 4, 2009

6πŸ‘ 12πŸ‘Ž


chances

when something near impossible happens that wasn't even attempted.

the pro-line commercials.

whoa i just threw a football and it went in the basketball net

by S-money Mathias March 19, 2005

5πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


chance

the inner part of any buthole....it makes the ass stink really bad.....its also the meaning of a giraffe with bad breath -chance!

wow that giraffe stinks like chance

by graham cmapbell January 18, 2008

28πŸ‘ 108πŸ‘Ž