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The bouncer of the Vagina Bar
That chastity belt always keeps me out!
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The same as a cock block, just for women. This usually occurs among twins or a group of awkward females. A male that can hit on both parties during a chastity belting gains manliness instantly.
Mari(twin): Hey Ethan
Ethan: 'sup Mari
Sarah (twin): Hey Ethan
Ethan: Oh erm, hey guys.
Mari: Wanna hang out tonight?
Sarah: Yeah, hang out with us!
Ethan: Wait, which one....?
Mari: Sarah, don't Chastity Belt me!
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The effect on your sex life when women look at your genital piercings and say, "Uh-uh. No way."
Poor guy, he thought he was so cool, getting three different genital piercings. Now it's Ampallang Chastity for him.
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Something we all need. Fer sure.
I need to stop thinking about sex, I need to refrain from jerking. Someone get me a chastity belt.
If everyone wore a legit chastity belt there wouldn't be sluts or rapists.
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The metal child-resistant cigarette lighter protection strip, especially on Bic lighters. Can also be referred to as 'lighter foreskin'.
"Dammit, I can't light the hash oil, the stupid chastity strip keeps scuffin' my thumb!"
"Man, good thing I didn't rip off the chastity strip yet, I need something to scoop the hash oil onto the bowl."
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The roll of fat on a morbidly obese man or woman that folds over and covers the genitals.
She was so fat, her chastity belt nearly dragged on the floor.
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A tricky, difficult bra or article of clothing that is particularly hard to unhook, which makes the unhooker feel like a fool.
I couldn't believe she was wearing a chastity bra on the third date, I mean, I expected sex after the third date! I guess I'll give her a hickey instead.
Nate couldn't take off the girl's chastity bra, let alone her easy to remove bra, thus qualifying him as inexperienced.
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