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When a little bitch throws a hissy fit over getting his balls busted in the fire station.
When the crew of the Hazards busted Sully's balls, he threw a hissy fit and slammed the door and busted the clock!! Chrissy Fit
He is usually quite gay and he likes to be sucked off by his dad who has a rather larger pp. Penis range is from 5.1 to 1 inch
Did you Chrissy G today he was looking hot.
Chrissy lovers usually show their love by following,stalking, watching Chrissy shower...etc. They love to hear his wonderful voice sing deepthroat by cupckke. Chrissy lovers show love by running a fan page that Chrissy does follow.
Omg did you see them!!
Yes they are the Chrissy lovers
A tragically homely woman who bakes cakes for men who want to eat them and have it too!
Chrissy Cakes had a man visit her at her bakery so he could have his cake and eat it too because he's still hung up on her.
On the outside she is often mistaken as weird or her kindness being used as a weakness but deep down inside she is down to earth, attractive, humble with a genuine soul. She don't play no games, a savage when need be and has a unique sense of humor and if you love her the right way she will love you forever.
"Chrissy Mayo" is dope in her own right and the real ones know this🌹🌻
In order to pull a chrissie one must:
1. wear any type of clothing that is close to nothing
2. wear bright colors with sequins and sparkles, like a male ice skater- so it is important to look extra gay
3. have sex with as many UGLY men as possible, while dating others
4. Annoy the FUCK out of your friends
5. Get some type of plastic surgery (i.e. artificial "beauty" enhancement)
6. Wear bright colored brazilian shoes, that dont match your clothes
7. Pretend your a badass and tell people you want many piercings, then cry when u get your ears pierced
"Yo, nothin u wear matches bitch, and your so ugly today,a nd u got a nose job and yeah"
"Damn, i must be pulling a chrissie"
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Eddie munson from strangers things beautifully once said "chrissy wake up i don't like this chrissy wake upppp its time to wake up I don't like this chrissy wake uppp its time to wake upp "
*possessed by vecna and ur name is chrissy *
Eddie munson: "CHRISSY WAKE UPPPPP I DONT LIKE THIS CHRISSY WAKEUP TIME TO WAKE UP CHRISSY"
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