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An extension of the Cry Wank.
To vomit at the same time as crying and wanking.
I imagined her having sex with her new boyfriend & had a Chunder Crank.
A devastating mythical creature, only ever seen at moments of peak inebriation. The Chunder Dragon is unstoppable, possessing it’s victims at will. Tell tale signs of possession include forcing out a massive uncontrollable stream of alcoholic vomit, whilst flapping ones arms like a dragons wings.
Never attempt to fight the Dragon. He is stubbornly persistent and has been known to follow victims for hours. The only way to beat him is to let him in.
The Chunder Dragon comes to town
DUR DUR DUR DUR
It’s quite a show don’t raise a frown
DUR DUR DUR DUR
You better watch out when he goes to ground
DUR DUR DUR DUR
Blaaaaaaaarrrrtrrrggghh
When you are feeling like absolute shit, and you vomit...and vomit and vomit, until you can't possibly vomit anymore.
"When he was punched in the gut after that fight and a couple of hundred beers, he thunder chundered"
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A chunder chart is a means by which you convert the act of chundering into a points system. A bog-standard alcohol induced chunder would normally equate to a single point, whilst vomiting into the eyes of your partner during an episode of intimacy could lead to up to a three point penalty. While some people see this as embarassing, others, particularly those of the male variety, deem it a challenge and chunder frequently in the most spectacular of fashions. The chunder chart is highly regarded by students and must always be placed in a position where it is easily viewed.
You chundered on a blind man's dog. Of course it's the full three points on the chunder chart.
How was your chunder?
Worthy of two points.
To the chunder chart!
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1. A bucket that is filled with vomit, usually found in a weird place after a party.
2. A male who chunders way too often when he parties, generally after consuming the same amount of alcohol as a 110 pound girl.
1. Guy1: This morning after my party I found a chunder bucket under my parent's bed.
Guy2: Sorry bout that.
2. Guy1: Dude Doug puked last night after 2 beers.
Guy2: Thats three weeks in a row... what a fucking chunder bucket.
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a rapid and violent excretion as as a result of drinking in excess .
often described as a hangover shit : picture your bum throwing up .
essentially a nightmare for shared toilets .
-"i just saw Commi running down the corridor with a look of sheer panic on her face".
-"too right , she went out last night, that'll be the first BUM CHUNDER of today . lets hope she makes it to the loos" .
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Simply meaning the Lord of the Chunder. This is a title normally given to one amongst a group of friends. The Chunder Lord usually acquires their title by chundering in the most extreme of fashions or in the most inappropriate of places. The Chunder Lord can also claim their position by earning the most points on the chunder chart.
She chunder dragoned on her mum, dad and rabbit. I think I can safely say that we have a new chunder lord!
Chunder then wherever you may be. I am the Lord of the Chunder, said he.