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To be unceremoniously stood up by a slore (half slut, half whore) with very little forewarning or notice. Usually in reference to downtown playdates or outings at local sushi restaurants. Not to be confined, however, "clamming" can also refer to any number of shunnings or snubbings. These may include lost invitations to lasagna dinners, trips to SxSw without you, or playing hard to get for one lousy date for over 10 years when you've known a breezy since they've barely had a shoulder length "bob" cut!
In conclusion, "clammed" "clamming" or being "clammed up" is any time some beezy tries to play you out like Snooki's Jersey Shore re-run... NAWWW!!!!
Guy 1: How'd the date go?
Guy 2: Not so good... I got clammed.
Guy 1: Damn! Really? What happened?
Guy 2: Well after two hours of waiting the waitress told me they needed my table for paying customers. She complimented my flowers though.
Guy 1: Heard you're taking a RV roadtrip to the wedding!? That's dope!
Guy 2: Yeah, but I'm getting clammed up..
Guy 1: What do you mean? I thought you were rolling with three hot girls??
Guy 2: Yeah, but they're all bringing dates and using me for their DD.
Guy 1: Damn bro.. this just ain't your year.
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The act of putting a bent beer bottle cap (resembles the clam) or pop tab in someone's beverage. It's great fun at a get together, seeing who can clam the most people or just one person in particular many times.
Bob: You should go clamming. Clam Suzy, bro, she got me earlier
Bryan: Alright!
*Bryan walks past Suzy's drink sitting on the table and drops a "clam" in while she isn't paying attention*
*Suzy takes a sip of her beer*
Suzy: WTF, who clammed me?!
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Another word for a person who has down syndrome, mental illnesses, any form of retardation, or someone who is simply acting like a retard.
Jake is acting so stupid, he is such a clam.
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The act of kicking a girl in the vagina.
Did you see that cat fight! That was so in the clam!
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Verb; the act of hanging out with, peing partners with or being with someone.
Guy 1: brosinski i dont have a partner for this rollercoaster, mind if we clam?
Guy 2: we were clamming before but you ditched. but fine, we can clam on this one, just dont shuck me at the last second like last time.
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A slang word used to describe female reproductive organs. The vagina, from the outside while shaved, could resemble a clam that is turned on it's side.
The ladies down the the screamin' peach will wax your clam for $30.00.
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The act or practice of one masturbating.
Derrick's mom walked in on him clamming.
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